A Peek Into The Wishlist
Looks for anarcho-communists, sentient fidget spinners/couches, people who could kick me in the shin and I'd say Thank You, and more.
Yo! Here’s a peek into The Wishlist, a post for paid subscribers that’s updated semi-daily with things I find to covet on the internet. I’ve fashioned the collection into five fall-ish looks for inspiration and your purchasing pleasure. Enjoy, and as always, if you cop something, holler at yr boy.
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The Anarcho-Communist
This look is almost militant in its buttoned-up top and studded beret, but aesthetically mitigated by its fun side: I love the shock of icy blue tights against the muddied plaid (it brings out the blue tinge in them, too!) and the glorified clown Mary Janes look easy to march or click heels in. I believe Emma Goldman would approve of, or at least laugh at, this outfit.
The Stimulus
This look is for the sentient fidget spinners who walk among us. Kindergarten colors but a definitively grown up shoe + a spinny, fringy belt takes itself seriously enough to empower, but not enough to lose the feeling of ego dissolution that comes with wearing something a baby would like to chew on.
The Athlete With an Attitude Problem
Whoever would wear this, know that you scare me more than I can say, and I would marry you tomorrow if you asked. Hot bully vibes with the snatched waist, insouciant yellow socks, and literal “fuck you” sweater.
The Beloved Old Couch
Swirls and paisley and bows and leather, I can SMELL this look, and it smells like some of the happiest moments of my life, watching Fever Pitch with my cousins in my Bobba and Papa’s den, crying at the swelling chorus of Who Killed Tangerine.
The Earnest Cynic
This is for people getting MFAs in writing but they feel the right amount of cringe about it. They want to be decked out in lucky charms at all times, but will deny believing in them…Unless…
Don’t forget, all these and more are located at The Wishlist, updated most days. I really appreciate all those who pay for this newsletter—things are still super tight, and I want to be able to buy holiday presents for my fam (and, uh, eat). If you help me find a job, I’ll comp you for life. Here’s looking at you, kid.
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