Bonus: Hate the Player, Love the Fit Game: Carrie Bradshaw

I couldn't help but wonder: would Carrie care that somewhere out there, a no-name nonbinary blogger was biting her style with disdain?

I loathe Carrie Bradshaw of Sex and the City infamy. She has a taste in men so incredibly offensive it’s almost impressive (but not quite), she constantly exploits, abandons, and ignores her best friends, and (this is just my bitterness talking) she writes mediocre “advice columns” and can somehow sustain a lavish livelihood in Manhattan. But boy, can this unhinged lady dress. Below, a few aspirational and real fits (modeled by yours truly) inspired by the queen of making chaos cute.